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- Hometown:
- Denver
- About Me:
- A humor columnist for a town in the Arizona desert that is so small, it can't be found on any U.S.D.A. map. The government has tried using radar, sonar, even the professional geologists of Mapquest, all to no avail. But never underestimate the deranged wanderings of my wife. We now live in a very serious minded active-adult community that brings me constant fodder for the stories my editor insists, MUST BE WHIMSICAL! But put that young gal in my sandals for a day, and see if she can find the humor in wearing diapers, or trying to remember where I left my Viagra when the urge hits. I was going to add more to this, but I can't remember what I was talking about now. Hello, is anybody there? Hello...
- Website:
- http://www.welcometoseniorhood.com
- Favorite Books / Authors
- David Berry, John Grisham, Art Linkletter, and Moses. I don't know, was Moses a writer, or did he just do that one movie?
- Favorite practical joke
- Pretended to be an oriental buying a double wide mobile home over the phone from a friend. As a person from out of the country, I didn't understand the manufactured home terminology. My friend didn't understand my flawless eastern accent?
Me: Is that a double wide mobile home?
Friend: Why yes it is.
Me: Is it double long?
Friend: Well, (very seriously) it is about 60 feet long.
Me: Uh-huh, uh-huh. Is it a...double bedroom?
Friend: (Still serious) This is a 3 bedroom and two bath home.
Me: Is home double price?
Friend: (Getting suspiciously pissed now) Who the hell is this?
Me: Uh, Matt, you a double dumb-shit!
The phone: SLAM!!!
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Real men don't need instructions
Real men don’t need instructions!
By Kent Richards
When I enlisted in the navy-more years ago than I care to mention-I received a fairly decent grade in the mechanical aptitude test. And, during my four year stint as a boiler tender, I conducted repairs on steam valves as well as other boiler related equipment. Then, when I was honorably discharged from the service; I took a job as a machinist. I simultaneously studied mechanical engineering in college. After nine years, operating various types… Continue
By Kent Richards
When I enlisted in the navy-more years ago than I care to mention-I received a fairly decent grade in the mechanical aptitude test. And, during my four year stint as a boiler tender, I conducted repairs on steam valves as well as other boiler related equipment. Then, when I was honorably discharged from the service; I took a job as a machinist. I simultaneously studied mechanical engineering in college. After nine years, operating various types… Continue
Posted on December 14, 2008 at 9:44pm —
So, what's on tonight?
So, what’s on tonight…?
By Kent Richards
What kind of a dog can jump higher than a building? Give up?
Any dog-a building can’t jump!
I got these little pearls of wisdom from a Popsicle stick, while watching television the other night. This is proof that I have sunk about as low as a person can go in the form of cheap entertainment!
I don’t know what’s going on with the television stations these days. It seems like whenever I get interested in a show, it goes off the air. The few programs that… Continue
By Kent Richards
What kind of a dog can jump higher than a building? Give up?
Any dog-a building can’t jump!
I got these little pearls of wisdom from a Popsicle stick, while watching television the other night. This is proof that I have sunk about as low as a person can go in the form of cheap entertainment!
I don’t know what’s going on with the television stations these days. It seems like whenever I get interested in a show, it goes off the air. The few programs that… Continue
Posted on December 14, 2008 at 9:39pm —
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