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A state judge today sentenced defense lawyer Boy "Woody" Pinocchio to three nights in jail after the attorney perjured himself during a hearing. (Read more on Humorality.com)
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A new chain of restaurants opening in several states this month claims to provide meals that will "bring people together for all eternity." (Read more on Humorality.com)
December 7
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In a six-three decision, the United States Supreme Court today afforded Starbucks the First Amendment rights already granted to the nation's citizens. (Read more on Humorality.com)
November 30
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Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced today that Google will begin management of the Internal Revenue Service's tax collection operation starting on January 1. (Read more on Humorality.com)
November 23
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We have breaking news about a horrific incident that may have taken place at an undisclosed location in the downtown area of a major American city. (Read more on Humorality.com)
November 16
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Please listen carefully as our menu options and several of our healthcare-related policies have recently changed. (Read more on Humorality.com)
November 9
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Republicans are crying foul at a new executive order issued by President Barack Obama that will reduce each conservative's vote to one-tenth of its previous level. (Read more on Humorality.com)
November 2
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Southern California is a great place to live. No matter how difficult the work week is, there's always a sunny weekend ahead: a chance to get in your car, drive to the some scenic mountain or ocean recreation spot, and feel your skin warmed by the…
October 26
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The North Pole Board of Directors today filed for Chapter 11 bankruptcy protection for its overnight delivery service, and announced the immediate suspension of division president Santa Claus from his regular gift giving and elf management duties.…
October 19
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God filed suit in federal court today against several dozen scientist engaged in illegal copying and distribution of previously licensed DNA. (Read more on Humorality.com)
October 12
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There were no winners in last Sunday's Lotto drawing at Saint Andrew's Church, so the entire jackpot rolls over into next week. A surge in ticket sales is sure to push the payoff for a single ticket with all six numbers correct to nearly $12.3 mill…
October 5
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Stone Clements, a seventh grader at Washington Middle School, has launched a new open source book report project, and is looking for qualified readers, documentation specialists, beta testers, and editors to participate in the collaborative venture…
September 28
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The Charles Atlas cartoon-panel advertisements from my youth featured a 98-pound weakling getting sand kicked in his face by a tough beach bully. Fortunately, the puny youth signed up for Charles Atlas's body-building course, and in no time he was…
September 27
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Pinocchio Found Guilty of Perjury


A state judge today sentenced defense lawyer Boy "Woody" Pinocchio to three nights in jail after the attorney perjured himself during a hearing. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Posted on December 14, 2009 at 2:00pm —

Tim Patrick

Jesus Opens New Restaurant Chain


A new chain of restaurants opening in several states this month claims to provide meals that will "bring people together for all eternity." (Read more on Humorality.com)

Posted on December 7, 2009 at 2:00pm —

Tim Patrick

First Amendment Rights Extended to Starbucks


In a six-three decision, the United States Supreme Court today afforded Starbucks the First Amendment rights already granted to the nation's citizens. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Posted on November 30, 2009 at 2:00pm —

Tim Patrick

Google to Run IRS


Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced today that Google will begin management of the Internal Revenue Service's tax collection operation starting on January 1. (Read more on Humorality.com)

Posted on November 23, 2009 at 2:00pm —

 
 

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