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What's your holiday wish or dream?
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Started this discussion. Last reply by Eleanor Tylbor Sep 27.

 

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For most females (and males as the case may be) a bra is something one wears to enhance/shape/retain/contain one's breasts. There could be other lesser known uses, for example, a sling-shot or a small container in which to carry seashells collecte...
October 2
Hi Will (Eleanor waves)! You wrote: " I also figure that almost everybody else here is funnier and more successful than me at humor writing." Funnier is subjective. Some people might (and frequently do) refer to us as weird and successful is als...
September 27
I stumbled in here quite by accident. (I also banged up my knee on my way to the ground. It was a hard landing.) That I found you guys by accident is amazing because just like aliens, it looks like you've been here all along, I just didn't know ab...
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Why anyone would want a survey focusing on cookie accidents is puzzling but then this story comes from England, where scientists produce some very "interesting" studies. According to a new survey written up in the Daily Telegraph, more than half ...
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At 11:25am on September 8, 2009, Eleanor Tylbor said…
Now there's a good starter: why is Chuck here? Anybody?

What about all the other members that are lurking and reading this message:

"Why did you join this (or any other for that matter) humor forum? What do/did you hope to get out of it? Do you make a living from writing humor (if so - luckkkkkky!)?
At 9:39am on September 8, 2009, Chuck Lasker said…
I'll have to admit, I'm in a lot of social networks these days - there are so many! It's hard to keep up. The great thing is, there's so much money in humor writing.... ummmmm. Okay, maybe not, but it's always 100% fun! Ummmm. Well, maybe not 100%, but humor writing is always appreciated with quick feedback from the readers... ummmmm. Okay, why am I here?
At 8:44pm on September 7, 2009, Chuck Lasker said…
I like funny people, crazy people, everyone but political and religious fanatics! I'm interested to see what the people in this network are like.
At 8:26am on September 18, 2007, Victoria L Milillo said…
You're right! We do look alike! Maybe we were seperated at birth? I'm glad that you found my half-finished profile and commented. I might not have remembered to finish it if you hadn't.

There's nothing more demoralizing than being rejected as an online 'friend'. On the positive, at least it isn't face-to-face. I'm glad I got to chat at you - my first contact here.
At 7:03pm on June 25, 2007, Norm Cowie said…
Awesome. Great profile. Thanks for jumping in... and, uh, not hurting anyone when you landed.
Norm

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About Me:
Eleanor Tylbor has been a freelance writer and columnist for more than twenty years. She has contributed humor columns to regional newspapers and was a columnist for The Suburban and The Laval News, in addition to writing human-interest pieces for various dailies and Internet sites.

Always searching for new challenges she spread her wings focusing her efforts on playwriting. To this end she has written two two-act plays (both comedies), "Make Me a Wedding!" and "Gin – An Allegory for Playing the Game of Life", in addition to a one-act drama entitled, "A Clean Shave." She placed among the top five finalists in the Take-One Productions short-film script competition with her short script, "For the Birds" originally written as a short play.

"Writing is a lot like a bowl of alphabet soup.", she believes. "You never know what will happen when all the letters are put together."

Married, she is the mother of two grown children and grandmother to four grandchildren.

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French shoe designer feels that Barbie, the vinyl fashionista's ankles are too fat

"French shoe designer Christian Louboutin, who is known for his high-priced high heels, doesn't find Barbie's classic figure flattering and he says her ankles are fat."


Word has it that Barbie is furious about Louboutin's statement and observation and is threatening to throw out her 125 pairs of Loutoutin shoes.

"I said 'maybe'... I mean, I haven't decided yet. I just could, y'know!" the vinyl fashionista told reporters when questioned as to whether or not she was serious or just threa… Continue

Posted on October 18, 2009 at 4:07pm —

Eleanor Tylbor

Tom betrays his girlfriend: the fur flies

I'm so...farklempt. Seems that Tom has betrayed his girlfriend. Thing is, the girlfriend assumed they would be wed and even went so far as to buy a wedding gown, all for nothing. Of course she is very perturbed and wants nothing more to do with the cad.

Watch this video and you'll understand her dilemma. It's really the cat's meow. Damn tom cat! Enjoy - and laugh.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K-vd0s9Da2U

Posted on October 17, 2009 at 7:08pm —

Eleanor Tylbor

Bra Cups Runneth Over As a Gas Mask

For most females (and males as the case may be) a bra is something one wears to enhance/shape/retain/contain one's breasts. There could be other lesser known uses, for example, a sling-shot or a small container in which to carry seashells collected on a beach or even a cupcake holder. Interesting but lesser-known stuff. However, the winner of the 2009 Ig Nobel Prize, one Dr. Elena Bodnar, took home the public health prize for creating a dual bra that could be converted (if n… Continue

Posted on October 2, 2009 at 2:30pm —

Eleanor Tylbor

Brits suffer cookie injuries - really!

Why anyone would want a survey focusing on cookie accidents is puzzling but then this story comes from England, where scientists produce some very "interesting" studies.

According to a new survey written up in the Daily Telegraph, more than half of all Britons have been injured by biscuits. You read it right: good, old cookies. We're not talking anything physical like angry tea drinkers tossing biscuits at each other. Britons are a civilized lot and would never deem to such actions. It appears… Continue

Posted on September 8, 2009 at 5:47pm —

Eleanor Tylbor

Britain has its own Roswell? Did they or didn't they?

By now everyone - at least those who are into UFO sightings - are aware of Roswell and the controversy it has created over the years. Was it real...weather balloons...piece of alien spacecraft. Anywaaaaay...

It appears that staid Britain could have had its own UFO occurrence known locally as the "Rendlesham Incident" that happened in 1980 when U.S. air force pilots saw strange lights in Suffolk, England.

The one-time head of the armed forces told the defence secretary a UFO claim known as Brit… Continue

Posted on August 23, 2009 at 9:13am —

 
 

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