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Ron Berry's Page
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- Hometown:
- Cedar Rapids, Iowa
- About Me:
- I'm just a simple country boy. My goal is to get at least one smile everyday from somebody. I find humor in everything. So, like Smokey says, "Bear with me". I write short stories. Not normal shorts though. I can picture spaghetti growing and in my mind I see Maple pitcher plants. and who says Tuna can't drink coffee? I've written for a few years, but never considered myself any good. I've since realized that indeed I do have a knack fer da stuff. Ask me sometime about Leather wearing, tattoed squirrels that don't like troll toll bridges.
- Website:
- http://thesurrealwriter.tripod.com
- Favorite Books / Authors
- Joyce Anthony - Storm
Janet Elaine Smith - A Christmas Dream and the other 14 books
Isaac Asimov - Any of his science books
Kurt Vonnegut - all
- Favorite practical joke
- Asking the kids to get up and as soon as they do, tell them, "As long as you're up..."
Ron Berry's Blog
Stop the Slaughter
Stop the Slaughter
Returning home from a routine trip to the library on Friday, July 13, 2007. I found one of my beloved cats lying on the floor in a pool of blood, her tiny body wracked with convulsions. Checking on the
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Stop the Slaughter
This isn't humorous but critical!!
Stop the Slaughter
Returning home from a routine trip to the library on Friday, July 13, 2007. I found one of my beloved cats lying on the floor in
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heavy!
I was working one of those word find puzzles this morning. That is not safe for me. Anyway I was doing one called mining. It suddenly dawned on me, lead!! Now that's heavy.
ok, The discovery is this. Lead is very heavy and dense. If we take it all out of the ground, the earth will shrivel up like a raisin, thwooop! Not good, I hate going up crooked staircases and a spiral elevator is dizzying. Now, once we take it all out, what do we do with it? It can't be used in paint, it makes
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nature lesson 1
Posted on July 22, 2007 at 7:46pm —
What not to say to women
Lesson 1
We probably should start this off with the simpler lessons since men tend to get confused with details, such as “What’s wrong with wearing a plaid shirt and striped
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Good to see you hear - and I do enjoy the freshness of your humor. I had a brain wave this morning it was awesome - a gray squirrel flew up our maple tree and talked for nearly 20 minutes with his tail - thought perhaps I could do a book about Squirrel Tales in sign language - man, I wish I knew what he was saying. He was really ticked -- I think at the cat that prowls our neighborhood.
Anyway welcome aboard - looking forward to more of your wit!
Billie