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Tim Patrick Pinocchio Found Guilty of Perjury

A state judge today sentenced defense lawyer Boy "Woody" Pinocchio to three nights in jail after the attorney perjured himself during a hearing. (Read more on Humorality.com) Continue

Added by Tim Patrick on December 14, 2009 at 2:00pm — No Comments

Eleanor Tylbor Obituary announcement - death of a green kind

It is with great sorrow that I announce the demise and passing and death of one of my senior house plants, Ms (or Mr.) Christmas Cactus (CC). Ms Cactus had been ailing for a while and in spite of generous injections of water and "TLC" - she has gone to meet others of her kind in that great garden in the sky. There is a certain amount of personal guilt attached to this death since her earth had not been changed for a number of years. Okay. Seven years. Its demise most likely is due to ind… Continue

Added by Eleanor Tylbor on December 11, 2009 at 6:24am — No Comments

Tim Patrick Jesus Opens New Restaurant Chain

A new chain of restaurants opening in several states this month claims to provide meals that will "bring people together for all eternity." (Read more on Humorality.com) Continue

Added by Tim Patrick on December 7, 2009 at 2:00pm — No Comments

Eleanor Tylbor Expert wanted to study lap dancers - any takers?

Looking for a challenge that offers a reward, which money alone can't compensate? The Leeds University may be the right place to end your job search since it is seeking out - wait for it - a researcher to study lap dancing. No printing error and to add icing on the cake the position pays in the area £31,000-a-year. Relocation would be a requisite for interested applicants who live in North America since the job is in England. Persons interested in applying should be aware that this inte… Continue

Added by Eleanor Tylbor on December 1, 2009 at 7:25am — No Comments

Tim Patrick First Amendment Rights Extended to Starbucks

In a six-three decision, the United States Supreme Court today afforded Starbucks the First Amendment rights already granted to the nation's citizens. (Read more on Humorality.com) Continue

Added by Tim Patrick on November 30, 2009 at 2:00pm — No Comments

Eleanor Tylbor I'm a twit...you're a twit...we're all a-Twitter

Some thoughts about Twitter. My motivation for signing up was because – well – it seemed like the logical thing to do since the hot and not-so-hot celebrities are there. The idea in as far as I can tell, is to follow people in the hope that they will follow back. Why? So that you can accumulate “followers” and increase your numbers – in the numerical sense of course. Why increase your followers? Not quite sure but presumably this has boasting rights i.e. “I have 20,000 followers and I’m popula… Continue

Added by Eleanor Tylbor on November 28, 2009 at 10:22am — No Comments

Tim Patrick Google to Run IRS

Treasury Secretary Timothy Geithner announced today that Google will begin management of the Internal Revenue Service's tax collection operation starting on January 1. (Read more on Humorality.com) Continue

Added by Tim Patrick on November 23, 2009 at 2:00pm — No Comments

Tim Patrick News of Breaking News!

We have breaking news about a horrific incident that may have taken place at an undisclosed location in the downtown area of a major American city. (Read more on Humorality.com) Continue

Added by Tim Patrick on November 16, 2009 at 2:00pm — No Comments

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