For those willing to use their funnybones
French shoe designer feels that Barbie, the vinyl fashionista's ankles are too fat
"French shoe designer Christian Louboutin, who is known for his high-priced high heels, doesn't find Barbie's classic figure flattering and he says her ankles are fat."
Word has it that Barbie is furious about Louboutin's statement and observation and is threatening to throw out her 125 pairs of Loutoutin shoes.
"I said 'maybe'... I mean, I haven't decided yet. I just could, y'know!" the vinyl fashionista told reporters when questioned as to whether or not she was serious or just threatening.
"Look at these ankles" Barbie exclaimed attempting to lift her leg. "Just a minute now... I'll get it up... 'Joe - help me lift my leg, hon, will 'ya?'
G.I. Joe, her bodyguard agreed.
"Yeah - whatever she says," Joe commented, carressing his hand up and down Barbie's leg.
"You can put my leg down now, Joe - like NOW! Oh fer... How many times, like, do I hav'ta tell you, like, not to wear my designer sandals! Go take them off - now!" Barbie chastised the marine who was wearing a gold lamé pair of open-toe/heel sandals with lots of straps.
http://rubyroom.aol.co.uk/2009/10/13/barbies-ankles-too-fat-for-louboutins/
Word has it that Barbie is furious about Louboutin's statement and observation and is threatening to throw out her 125 pairs of Loutoutin shoes.
"I said 'maybe'... I mean, I haven't decided yet. I just could, y'know!" the vinyl fashionista told reporters when questioned as to whether or not she was serious or just threatening.
"Look at these ankles" Barbie exclaimed attempting to lift her leg. "Just a minute now... I'll get it up... 'Joe - help me lift my leg, hon, will 'ya?'
G.I. Joe, her bodyguard agreed.
"Yeah - whatever she says," Joe commented, carressing his hand up and down Barbie's leg.
"You can put my leg down now, Joe - like NOW! Oh fer... How many times, like, do I hav'ta tell you, like, not to wear my designer sandals! Go take them off - now!" Barbie chastised the marine who was wearing a gold lamé pair of open-toe/heel sandals with lots of straps.
http://rubyroom.aol.co.uk/2009/10/13/barbies-ankles-too-fat-for-louboutins/
Comment
About
Badge
© 2009 Created by Norm Cowie on Ning. Create a Ning Network!
You need to be a member of HA ! Humor Writers to add comments!
Join this Ning Network